ching, ching
I taught the kids when they were babies that “ching, ching” is the sound a bike makes (“Old MacDonald had a bike…with a ching, ching here and a ching, ching there…”). Josh is a bicyclist and he’s always slightly annoyed when I imply that all bikes have bells that say “ching, ching”.
He’d also be slightly annoyed that I am posting a photo of a Huffy because, as he would put it, Huffy’s suck.

Slightly annoyed is okay, I just hope he doesn’t get huffy.